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waspy

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Top Tip (joke)
« on: 04 February 2010, 12:12:47 »
If you're planning on going camping in the summer & a young lady in the tent next to you says she's hot & she's going to sleep with her flaps open.
It's not necessarily an invitation for casual sex.

I appear in court next tues.
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Re: Top Tip (joke)
« Reply #1 on: 04 February 2010, 12:14:53 »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Top Tip (joke)
« Reply #2 on: 04 February 2010, 12:16:52 »
Seems I ALWAYS sleep with my flaps OPEN!!!!!
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Re: Top Tip (joke)
« Reply #3 on: 04 February 2010, 12:22:57 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D splendid Pete  ;D ;D :y
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Re: Top Tip (joke)
« Reply #4 on: 04 February 2010, 12:37:33 »
Dirty bugger ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Top Tip (joke)
« Reply #5 on: 04 February 2010, 14:15:18 »
 ;D ;D ;D :y :y
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Re: Top Tip (joke)
« Reply #6 on: 04 February 2010, 16:17:21 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ::) :y
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Re: Top Tip (joke)
« Reply #7 on: 04 February 2010, 16:19:46 »
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Seems I ALWAYS sleep with my flaps OPEN!!!!!

Oooohhhh.....matron!!
 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Top Tip (joke)
« Reply #8 on: 04 February 2010, 16:37:42 »
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Seems I ALWAYS sleep with my flaps OPEN!!!!!


not your saddlebags then  ;D ;D
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Re: Top Tip (joke)
« Reply #9 on: 04 February 2010, 17:10:37 »
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Seems I ALWAYS sleep with my flaps OPEN!!!!!


not your saddlebags then  ;D ;D


Now now Mr Wayne ;D
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Re: Top Tip (joke)
« Reply #10 on: 04 February 2010, 18:15:29 »
Supper & brekky. Saves getting the stove out! :P
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Re: Top Tip (joke)
« Reply #11 on: 04 February 2010, 19:27:08 »
 ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Top Tip (joke)
« Reply #12 on: 05 February 2010, 13:04:44 »
Plead Insanitry! you're bound to get off ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Top Tip (joke)
« Reply #13 on: 05 February 2010, 15:25:16 »
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Supper & brekky. Saves getting the stove out! :P



 ;D ;D ;D outstanding  ;D ;D :y
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« Reply #14 on: 05 February 2010, 16:04:55 »
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Plead Insanitry! you're bound to get off ;D ;D ;D :y

 ;D ;D ;D
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