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Wise words on marriage...........
« on: 05 February 2010, 16:38:58 »

I love these.....I'm sure it'll stike a chord with a few of you chaps on hear (my apologies in advance to the ladies on here ::))

Some true quotations on the subject of marriage

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
-David Bissonette

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
-Sacha Guitry

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
-Hemant Joshi

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
-Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
-Dumas

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?"
-Sigmund Freud

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
-Anonymous

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
-Henny Youngman

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
-Sam Kinison

There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.
-James Holt McGavran

I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.
-Patrick Murray

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
-Nash

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
-Anonymous

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
-Henny Youngman

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
-Rodney Dangerfield

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
-Milton Berle

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
-Anonymous

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
-Anonymous
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Re: Wise words on marriage...........
« Reply #1 on: 05 February 2010, 16:50:04 »

 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Wise words on marriage...........
« Reply #2 on: 05 February 2010, 16:50:53 »

More wise words .....
Dont get married  :y :y
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Re: Wise words on marriage...........
« Reply #3 on: 05 February 2010, 17:05:05 »

Married ...three times....some of us never learn. :-/ :-/ :'(
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Re: Wise words on marriage...........
« Reply #4 on: 05 February 2010, 17:21:30 »

26 years for me now, and no time off for good behaviour either :( ;)
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