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Hannah Judes Dad

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Emergency phone call
« on: 05 February 2010, 19:17:03 »
Man dials 999 and says "I think my wife is dead" the operator says "How do you know?",he says "The sex is the same but the ironing is building up!!!"  ;D
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Re: Emergency phone call
« Reply #1 on: 05 February 2010, 19:18:38 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Emergency phone call
« Reply #2 on: 05 February 2010, 19:18:45 »
 ;D ;)
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Re: Emergency phone call
« Reply #3 on: 05 February 2010, 19:20:15 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D

Heard before, always good to be reminded :y
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Re: Emergency phone call
« Reply #4 on: 05 February 2010, 19:20:22 »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Emergency phone call
« Reply #5 on: 05 February 2010, 19:21:10 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Emergency phone call
« Reply #6 on: 05 February 2010, 21:50:28 »
 :o :o :o :-X :D :D :D
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Re: Emergency phone call
« Reply #7 on: 05 February 2010, 22:33:25 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D very good  ;D ;D :y :y
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Re: Emergency phone call
« Reply #8 on: 06 February 2010, 11:34:48 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Emergency phone call
« Reply #9 on: 06 February 2010, 17:13:10 »
 ;D   :D :D :D   ;D
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Re: Emergency phone call
« Reply #10 on: 06 February 2010, 19:36:26 »
Bloody good ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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