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CNN Photographer - joke
« on: 07 February 2010, 14:27:24 »
His request approved, the CNN News photographer quickly used a cell phone to call the local airport to charter a flight.
      
He was told a twin-engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport.

Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a plane warming up outside a hanger.
      
He jumped in with his bag, slammed the door shut, and shouted, 'Let's go'.

The pilot taxied out, swung the plane into the wind and took off.
      
Once in the air, the photographer instructed the pilot, 'Fly over the valley and make low passes so I can take pictures of the fires on the hillsides.'

'Why?' asked the pilot.

'Because I'm a photographer for CNN' , he responded, 'and I need to get some close up shots.'

The pilot was strangely silent for a moment, finally he stammered, 'So, what you're telling me, is . . . You're NOT my flight instructor?'
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Re: CNN Photographer - joke
« Reply #1 on: 07 February 2010, 14:41:08 »
 :) :y
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Re: CNN Photographer - joke
« Reply #2 on: 07 February 2010, 14:59:40 »
 ;D ;D :o :y
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Re: CNN Photographer - joke
« Reply #3 on: 07 February 2010, 16:07:49 »
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Re: CNN Photographer - joke
« Reply #4 on: 07 February 2010, 18:35:51 »
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Re: CNN Photographer - joke
« Reply #5 on: 07 February 2010, 19:49:28 »
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You're probably still not fully well Gaffers mate, we will make allowances for your age as well ;) ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: CNN Photographer - joke
« Reply #6 on: 07 February 2010, 20:03:13 »
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You're probably still not fully well Gaffers mate, we will make allowances for your age as well ;) ;D ;D ;D :y

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Re: CNN Photographer - joke
« Reply #7 on: 07 February 2010, 20:09:03 »
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You're probably still not fully well Gaffers mate, we will make allowances for your age as well ;) ;D ;D ;D :y

oooo ..... b!tch  ;)  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Had my first solid poo today  ;D ;D



Faaaaar too much information! And call me a bitch again & i'll scratch your eyes out dearie :-* ;)
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Re: CNN Photographer - joke
« Reply #8 on: 07 February 2010, 20:12:36 »
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You're probably still not fully well Gaffers mate, we will make allowances for your age as well ;) ;D ;D ;D :y

oooo ..... b!tch  ;)  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Had my first solid poo today  ;D ;D



Faaaaar too much information! And call me a bitch again & i'll scratch your eyes out dearie :-* ;)

Careful or I'll 'chocolate Mr Whippy' your ear next time your asleep sweetheart  ;)  :-*
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Re: CNN Photographer - joke
« Reply #9 on: 07 February 2010, 20:17:33 »
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You're probably still not fully well Gaffers mate, we will make allowances for your age as well ;) ;D ;D ;D :y

oooo ..... b!tch  ;)  ;D ;D ;D ;D

Had my first solid poo today  ;D ;D



Faaaaar too much information! And call me a bitch again & i'll scratch your eyes out dearie :-* ;)

Careful or I'll 'chocolate Mr Whippy' your ear next time your asleep sweetheart  ;)  :-*



Ooohh, I love it when you talk shit dirty! ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: CNN Photographer - joke
« Reply #10 on: 08 February 2010, 01:02:22 »
I thought it was funny!!  ;D ;D ;D
Must have missed it first time round
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