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[Plomien]

A woman and her boyfriend are speeding down a country lane after leaving a party. The woman decides she wants some fun and strips off so she can flash at passers by.
Unfortunately the man gets a little distracted and crashes the car. The naked woman is thrown clear, but her fella is trapped in the wreckage.
The only cover she can find is one of her boyfriend’s shoes, so she holds it over her crotch, runs to a nearby garage and shouts, “Help my boyfriend is stuck!”
The mechanic looks at the shoe and says, “You’ll need a doctor love, he’s too far in…”


A child is attending her first wedding, leans across and whispers to her mother, “Why is the bride dressed in white?”
“Because white is the colour of happiness and today is the happiest day of her life,” replies the mother.
The child thinks for a couple of minutes and then comes back with, “Why is the groom dressed in black then?”

[waspy]

LMAO

[PhilRich]