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maria

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« on: 28 February 2010, 15:11:28 »
There were 11 people hangin onto a rope
That came down from a helicopter. 10 men And one women.  The rope was startin to fray so they all agreed that 1 person  Should let go beacuse if they didnt the rope Would break and everyone would die. No One could decide who should go so finally, so the women gave a really touching speech, saying how she would give up her Life to save theirs, because women were
Used to giving things up for there husbands
 And there children and that after all men Were the superior sex and must be saved,
 When she finished speaking, all the men clapped, never under estimate the evil of a Woman  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Joke
« Reply #1 on: 28 February 2010, 15:23:50 »
Hahahahahahaha - splendid M 8-) 8-) :y
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Re: Joke
« Reply #2 on: 28 February 2010, 16:17:42 »
  :o :o ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Joke
« Reply #3 on: 28 February 2010, 16:19:36 »
Very good M  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Joke
« Reply #4 on: 28 February 2010, 17:58:45 »
hey you..naughty  ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Joke
« Reply #5 on: 28 February 2010, 18:44:57 »
Laugh? I very nearly clapped myself! :D ;) ;D ;D
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Re: Joke
« Reply #6 on: 28 February 2010, 19:01:20 »
Excellent. Did'nt see that one coming! ;D :y
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