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Male or Female
« on: 03 March 2010, 01:45:22 »
Male or Female?  You might not have known this...but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples:
 
 FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in...but you can see right through them.
   
 PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off...it takes a while to warm them up again. 
They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed...but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons.
   
 TYRES: Tyres are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
   
 HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object... because to get them to go anywhere.....you have to light a fire under their ar$e.
   
 SPONGES: These are female...because they are soft......squeezable and retain water.
 
 WEB PAGES:  Female...because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.
   
 TRAINS: Definitely male... because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.
   
 EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because...over time...all the weight shifts to the bottom.
   
 HAMMERS: Male... because in the last 5000 years......they've hardly changed at all...and are occasionally handy to have around.
   
 THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male...but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it...and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push...he just keeps trying
 
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Re: Male or Female
« Reply #1 on: 03 March 2010, 07:57:13 »
so very true  ;D ;D :y
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Re: Male or Female
« Reply #2 on: 03 March 2010, 08:09:56 »
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Re: Male or Female
« Reply #3 on: 03 March 2010, 08:41:15 »
Both really good ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Male or Female
« Reply #4 on: 03 March 2010, 09:57:07 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #5 on: 03 March 2010, 14:24:05 »
Very good ;D
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Re: Male or Female
« Reply #6 on: 03 March 2010, 18:11:54 »
very good  ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #7 on: 03 March 2010, 21:14:14 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Male or Female
« Reply #8 on: 03 March 2010, 21:20:22 »
Pretty much sums it up!!! :D
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Re: Male or Female
« Reply #9 on: 03 March 2010, 21:28:05 »
Good one ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Male or Female
« Reply #10 on: 03 March 2010, 21:40:00 »
In the beginning God created the earth & rested. The God created man & rested. Then he created woman @ since then niether of them have rested.
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   Female:- An embarrasing by product of digestion.
   Male:-    An endless scourse of amusment & self expression. 8-)
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Re: Male or Female
« Reply #11 on: 03 March 2010, 23:01:12 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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