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Hannah Judes Dad

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Solution to save petrol ?
« on: 03 March 2010, 22:24:00 »
Brown wants us to cut the amount of petrol we use.....

The best way to stop using so much petrol is to deport 3
million illegal immigrants!

That would be 3 million less people using our petrol. The
price of petrol would come down.....

Bring our troops home from Afghanistan to guard the Channel....

When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the Channel,
hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Afghanistan ....

Tell him if he wants to come to Britain then he
must serve a tour in the military....

Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on
it.....

After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since
he defended this country.....

He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal
resident.... .

This option will probably deter illegal immigration and
provide a solution for the troops in Afghanistan and the aliens trying to make
a better life for themselves.. ....

If they refuse to serve, ship them to Afghanistan anyway,
without the canteen, rifle or ammo.....

Problem solved....
« Last Edit: 03 March 2010, 22:25:09 by hannahjudesdad »
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Re: Solution to save petrol ?
« Reply #1 on: 03 March 2010, 22:26:01 »
like it :y
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Re: Solution to save petrol ?
« Reply #2 on: 03 March 2010, 22:37:42 »
i was an imigrant
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« Reply #3 on: 03 March 2010, 22:37:58 »
moved from hampshire to dorset  ;D ;D
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« Reply #4 on: 03 March 2010, 22:44:20 »
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moved from hampshire to dorset  ;D ;D

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Re: Solution to save petrol ?
« Reply #5 on: 03 March 2010, 23:48:01 »
Like it ;D ;D ;D


On a more serious note.  My wife is an immigrant and in a few years when I move to the USA I will be too :y

The difference is when I live in someone elses country I do my best to follow their culture without diminishing my own identity, I adhere to their laws and I learn the language.  Did it in France, Saudi and my wife is teaching my american in readiness for a move over the pond ::)

I have no problem in people coming here if they want to work and fit in to contribute to the country I love.  My Great-grandparents were indian and irish he served in the BIA to earn his citizenship and married a local while he was out there. 

Like pete says on his avatar.  England, like it or leave :y
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Re: Solution to save petrol ?
« Reply #6 on: 04 March 2010, 00:28:07 »
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Like it ;D ;D ;D


On a more serious note.  My wife is an immigrant and in a few years when I move to the USA I will be too :y

The difference is when I live in someone elses country I do my best to follow their culture without diminishing my own identity, I adhere to their laws and I learn the language.  Did it in France, Saudi and my wife is teaching my american in readiness for a move over the pond ::)

I have no problem in people coming here if they want to work and fit in to contribute to the country I love.  My Great-grandparents were indian and irish he served in the BIA to earn his citizenship and married a local while he was out there. 

Like pete says on his avatar.  England, like it or leave :y


Is that a hard language to learn, or is it like learning Geordie......... ::) ::) ::)
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Re: Solution to save petrol ?
« Reply #7 on: 04 March 2010, 01:23:16 »
While in my last job I had to deal with a lot of polish workers, one day the one of them told me he was off back home soon, I initially thought it was the end of his shift and was off to his digs in Cardiff, but what he meant was back to Poland. I asked him why ain't us welsh good enough for him he replied `you welsh/Brits are a good crowed and wouldn't mind moving his family to live amongst us as we have a good quality of life here, but he and several of his friends have moved here to seek work and work hard for there money, but I can no longer stand to pay the lazy sand Arabs who have bought property here just to exploit the rental market. All they seem to do is nothing at all and rake in the money from wherever`(his words not mine) Now we can not complain about the immigrants who work for a honest days wage, although I wouldn't mined one of there jobs, but if there better than me at it then let the best candidate take it, perfect sens from an employer's perspective. But the illegals and those who just sponge off the working tax payers (although I'm one at moment again :'() send them home to there native berth land IMO
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Re: Solution to save petrol ?
« Reply #8 on: 04 March 2010, 08:47:43 »
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moved from hampshire to dorset  ;D ;D
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moved from hampshire to dorset  ;D ;D
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Send em back or send them to Wales without the canteen and rifle ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #10 on: 04 March 2010, 11:50:59 »
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moved from hampshire to dorset  ;D ;D
Traitor!!


Send em back or send them to Wales without the canteen and rifle ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Solution to save petrol ?
« Reply #11 on: 04 March 2010, 11:56:07 »
Now why can't the morons in government think of these simple solutions to this country's problems. :y
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Re: Solution to save petrol ?
« Reply #12 on: 04 March 2010, 12:08:38 »
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Like it ;D ;D ;D


On a more serious note.  My wife is an immigrant and in a few years when I move to the USA I will be too :y

The difference is when I live in someone elses country I do my best to follow their culture without diminishing my own identity, I adhere to their laws and I learn the language.  Did it in France, Saudi and my wife is teaching my american in readiness for a move over the pond ::)

I have no problem in people coming here if they want to work and fit in to contribute to the country I love.  My Great-grandparents were indian and irish he served in the BIA to earn his citizenship and married a local while he was out there. 

Like pete says on his avatar.  England, like it or leave :y


Exactly how it should be :y :y
I agree with the OP too 100% :y :y :y :y
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