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[PhilRich]

Tha's awl nobut cheeky melts skrikin' abaht buggery!

[Dishevelled Den]

Ee bah gum!

Yorkshire man takes his cat to the vet.
Yorkshireman: "Ayup, lad, I need to talk to thee about me cat."
Vet: "Is it a tom?"
Yorkshireman: "Nay, I've browt it with us."

A Yorkshireman's dog dies and as it was a favourite pet he decides to have a
gold statue made by a jeweller to remember the dog by.
Yorkshireman: "Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon dog?"
Jeweller: "Do you want it 18 carat?"
Yorkshireman: "No I want it chewin' a bone yer daft bugger!"

Bloke from Barnsley with a sore arsehole asks chemist "Nah then lad, does
tha sell arse cream?"
Chemist replies "Aye, magnum or cornetto?"

  very good SP 

[Dishevelled Den]

Off on a slight tangent a man from lancashire was on master mind and one of his questions was name  three events in the olympic games that start with the letters th? he thought for a second then replied "thurdles, thammer anth thigh jump"

Footnote :  I know where the cloakroom is 

  outstanding