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alunonhisown

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Toyota (Joke)
« on: 04 March 2010, 21:58:56 »
Toyota have apologised for not spotting the fault which causes loss of control.
They would have noticed it sooner if the Yaris had actually been bought by men.

I see Toyota sponsor ITV Movies.
Ironic really as, in ITV's case, movies are ruined by the breaks.

Toyota have announced that they will be taking part in Formula 1 this year after all. They reckon they'll be unstoppable.

I'm popping round later, but don't worry I'm not stopping...
I'm in a Toyota

My new Toyota is great - I didn't know it had cruise control.
Any ideas how to turn it off?

My friend, a smoker since age 14, told me that smoking is the hardest thing to stop.
He's obviously never driven a Toyota.
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Re: Toyota
« Reply #1 on: 04 March 2010, 22:11:01 »
all very good  :y :y ;D ;D
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Re: Toyota (Joke)
« Reply #2 on: 04 March 2010, 23:03:05 »
Brilliamt  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D  :y
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Re: Toyota (Joke)
« Reply #3 on: 04 March 2010, 23:10:38 »
Good ones there di ;D ;D ;D :y
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