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[alunonhisown]

A new Middle East crisis erupted last night as Dubai Television was refused permission to broadcast 'The Flintstones'.
A spokesman for the channel said, "A claim was made that people in Dubai would not understand the humour, but we have heard that people in Abu Dhabi Do."


I just don't get it...
Man United fans watch Man United TV
Chelsea fans watch Chelsea TV
Arsenal fans watch Arsenal TV
But why do Liverpool fans watch the History Channel?

U: Nobody gets the girl.
PG: The good guy gets the girl.
15: The bad guy gets the girl.
18: Everybody gets the girl!

Why is it that Volvic Mineral Water, which has been filtered through volcanic rock for millions of years, has a Best Before date?

If ITV's "Heartbeat" is set entirely in the 1960s. How come they've had 16 Christmas episodes?

I went to my local Dixons the other day and saw a TV being sold for £1. The only problem was that the volume was stuck on full.

I thought to myself; "That's a bargain. How could I turn that down?"

Have you ever wondered about those people who pay a fortune for those little bottles of Evian water?
Try spelling Evian backwards.......

Jonny Rotten's on TV advertising butter. Iggy Pop's on trying to sell insurance.
Whatever next? Gary Glitter on a Pampers ad?

I walked into my living room today and the wife had a box of Daz on top of the T.V.
I asked her why.
She replied that there was no Ariel.

I crashed my new Skoda today - fekking disaster, there was jam and cake all over the road....

 I was watching this show, 'When Animals Attack'?
I reckon they should call it, 'When Stupid People Get Bitten.'

Just watched a program on Channel 4 about some canadian blokes who go out trying to catch crabs two months a year!
Surely 90% of men in Liverpool do that every weekend?

How many people work at Sky Tv?
About half of them!

To keep up with the current housing market Location Location Location has been axed and replaced with Repossession Repossession Repossession.

How do you reward a postman?
Give him a postman pat.

[waspy]

A new Middle East crisis erupted last night as Dubai Television was refused permission to broadcast 'The Flintstones'.
A spokesman for the channel said, "A claim was made that people in Dubai would not understand the humour, but we have heard that people in Abu Dhabi Do."

PMSL

[maria]