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Sir Popple

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E-Mail Mistake
« on: 03 March 2010, 16:13:00 »

A  Scottish couple decided to go to Spain to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years  earlier.

Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left  Glasgow and flew to  Barcelona  on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email.
 
Meanwhile, somewhere in Blackpool , a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who died following a heart attack.
 
The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted.
 
The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived
Date: October 16, 2008
 
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones.
 
I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that
Everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
 
Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
 
P.S.. F***ing hot down here!

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Re: E-Mail Mistake
« Reply #1 on: 03 March 2010, 16:22:17 »

thats been posted before, very recently too  :y
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Re: E-Mail Mistake
« Reply #2 on: 03 March 2010, 16:26:19 »

OK did not know, just trying to put a smile on someones face, wont do it again................
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Re: E-Mail Mistake
« Reply #3 on: 03 March 2010, 20:48:10 »

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thats been posted before, very recently too  :y

http://www.omegaowners.com/forum/YaBB.pl?num=1267291309
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Re: E-Mail Mistake
« Reply #4 on: 03 March 2010, 21:49:25 »

Nice one Sir............. ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: E-Mail Mistake
« Reply #5 on: 03 March 2010, 22:59:23 »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: E-Mail Mistake
« Reply #6 on: 04 March 2010, 08:13:58 »

missed it 1st time around, very good. :y
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Re: E-Mail Mistake
« Reply #7 on: 04 March 2010, 11:17:01 »

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missed it 1st time around, very good. :y

me too - good one  :y
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Re: E-Mail Mistake
« Reply #8 on: 04 March 2010, 11:29:39 »


Missed it before. Very Good!  ;D
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Re: E-Mail Mistake
« Reply #9 on: 04 March 2010, 20:41:50 »

just remember mate check every single post in the last year before you even consider posting a joke on this forum. Good stuff pal i have never read it bofore on here. Tunnie why do you have to pull every one up on there mistakes, if i have read something ive seen before i just move on.
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Re: E-Mail Mistake
« Reply #10 on: 04 March 2010, 21:12:51 »

i didn't see it before - thanks for posting!  8-)

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Re: E-Mail Mistake
« Reply #11 on: 04 March 2010, 23:26:20 »

Never seen it before. Excellent.  :y :y :y
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