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MY FIRST TIME
« on: 20 March 2010, 17:42:37 »
MY FIRST TIME

A lovely little poem

It was my first time ever and I'll never forget

I'd do it again without a single regret.

The sky was dark, the moon was high

We were all alone just she and I.

Her hair was soft her eyes were blue

I knew just what she wanted to do.

Her skin so soft her legs so fine

I ran my fingers down her spine.

I didn't know how but I tried my best

I started by placing my hands on her breast.

I remember my fear my fast beating heart

But slowly she spread her legs apart.

And when I did it I felt no shame
All at once the white stuff came.

At last it's finished
It's all over now

My first time ever
At milking a cow...
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Re: MY FIRST TIME
« Reply #1 on: 20 March 2010, 17:46:28 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: MY FIRST TIME
« Reply #2 on: 20 March 2010, 17:54:35 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: MY FIRST TIME
« Reply #3 on: 20 March 2010, 19:30:53 »
 ;D
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Re: MY FIRST TIME
« Reply #4 on: 20 March 2010, 19:33:02 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: MY FIRST TIME
« Reply #5 on: 20 March 2010, 21:14:51 »
Phew! was getting a bit hot under the collar there for a while! Must be my age  ::);D ;D
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Re: MY FIRST TIME
« Reply #6 on: 20 March 2010, 22:06:22 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: MY FIRST TIME
« Reply #7 on: 21 March 2010, 00:50:11 »
 ;D ;D ;D Very good  :y
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Re: MY FIRST TIME
« Reply #8 on: 21 March 2010, 14:43:26 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D Just as I remember it  :y
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