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[alunonhisown]

..Window Please :-/ :-/ :-/

During a visit to the retirement home, I asked the director, how do you
determine whether or not a person should be institutionalized?"

'Well,' said the Director, ' we fill up a bathtub, and then we offer a
teaspoon, a teacup and  a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the
bathtub.'

'Oh, I understand,' I said. 'A normal person would use the bucket because
it's bigger than the spoon  or the teacup.'
 
'No.' said the Director, 'A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want
a bed near the  window?' 

[STMO999]

Yes please.