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[Nickbat]

Headline: Nigel Farage: Brimming over with bile and booze

First line: I’m quite relieved that Nigel Farage MEP has only one testicle.

Pre-publication phone call from journalist (Camilla Long) to Gawain Towler (Farage's Press Officer):

"Look Gawain", she said, "I am really sorry to ask you this but the editors have told me to",
"What's that?" I said,
"They want me to ask which one of his balls was removed after his cancer".

When Towler asked Farage, he was, unusually for him somewhat put out, but after saying that he though it a cheap shot he then he recovered his normal poise,
"Tell her if she is so bloody interested that she can come over and check herself".

In the article, Ms Long writes:
"...two days later when I call his press officer to confirm which testicle he had removed. Farage has just given his party conference speech and is in high spirits. “Tell her to come and find out, ha-ha-ha!” he shouts over the din.

Oh, and to cap it all, she states in her tawdry piece that UKIP is “the BNP in blazers”

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article7069638.ece

Bile? I think Ms. Long needs to look the word up in her dictionary. What a harradan. 

UKIP. 

[Kevin Wood]

"Tell her if she is so bloody interested that she can come over and check herself".

She'd have got the same response from anyone, surely? i.e. None of your F.B.

Kevin

[Banjax]

Nickbat, you can't seriously be nailing your colours to this nutters mast can you? Come the election you'll probably vote Tory because all UKIP will do is split the anti-labour vote..............actually come to think of it - he's a fine fellow please vote for him - you know you want to

[Nickbat]

Nickbat, you can't seriously be nailing your colours to this nutters mast can you? Come the election you'll probably vote Tory because all UKIP will do is split the anti-labour vote..............actually come to think of it - he's a fine fellow please vote for him - you know you want to

He is not a nutter. Colourful, yes, but no nutter. He is certainly more sane than any socialist.

Oh, and I wouldn't worry about the Labour vote, as many Labour supporters will hopefully desert to their natural friends in the far-left BNP. 

[Banjax]

Nickbat, you can't seriously be nailing your colours to this nutters mast can you? Come the election you'll probably vote Tory because all UKIP will do is split the anti-labour vote..............actually come to think of it - he's a fine fellow please vote for him - you know you want to

He is not a nutter. Colourful, yes, but no nutter. He is certainly more sane than any socialist.

Oh, and I wouldn't worry about the Labour vote, as many Labour supporters will hopefully desert to their natural friends in the far-left BNP. 

you mean so far left they've come out the other side? 

i'm not worried about the Labour vote, otherwise I'd vote for them surely? and yes Mr Farage is colourful - I'll give him that, he's still a loon tho 

does anyone else think a Labour minority tempered with LibDem and SNP/Plaid Cymru would be the best bet for a decent government?

[Nickbat]

Nickbat, you can't seriously be nailing your colours to this nutters mast can you? Come the election you'll probably vote Tory because all UKIP will do is split the anti-labour vote..............actually come to think of it - he's a fine fellow please vote for him - you know you want to

He is not a nutter. Colourful, yes, but no nutter. He is certainly more sane than any socialist.

Oh, and I wouldn't worry about the Labour vote, as many Labour supporters will hopefully desert to their natural friends in the far-left BNP. 

you mean so far left they've come out the other side? 

i'm not worried about the Labour vote, otherwise I'd vote for them surely? and yes Mr Farage is colourful - I'll give him that, he's still a loon tho 

does anyone else think a Labour minority tempered with LibDem and SNP/Plaid Cymru would be the best bet for a decent government?

Nope. I think you're on your own there. 

[Richie London]

Nickbat, you can't seriously be nailing your colours to this nutters mast can you? Come the election you'll probably vote Tory because all UKIP will do is split the anti-labour vote..............actually come to think of it - he's a fine fellow please vote for him - you know you want to

He is not a nutter. Colourful, yes, but no nutter. He is certainly more sane than any socialist.

Oh, and I wouldn't worry about the Labour vote, as many Labour supporters will hopefully desert to their natural friends in the far-left BNP. 

i like him, hes one man with the balls 1 ball to say what he thinks 

[Banjax]

Nickbat, you can't seriously be nailing your colours to this nutters mast can you? Come the election you'll probably vote Tory because all UKIP will do is split the anti-labour vote..............actually come to think of it - he's a fine fellow please vote for him - you know you want to

He is not a nutter. Colourful, yes, but no nutter. He is certainly more sane than any socialist.

Oh, and I wouldn't worry about the Labour vote, as many Labour supporters will hopefully desert to their natural friends in the far-left BNP. 

you mean so far left they've come out the other side? 

i'm not worried about the Labour vote, otherwise I'd vote for them surely? and yes Mr Farage is colourful - I'll give him that, he's still a loon tho 

does anyone else think a Labour minority tempered with LibDem and SNP/Plaid Cymru would be the best bet for a decent government?

Nope. I think you're on your own there. 

quite probably m8 

[Martin_1962]

Nickbat, you can't seriously be nailing your colours to this nutters mast can you? Come the election you'll probably vote Tory because all UKIP will do is split the anti-labour vote..............actually come to think of it - he's a fine fellow please vote for him - you know you want to

He is not a nutter. Colourful, yes, but no nutter. He is certainly more sane than any socialist.

Oh, and I wouldn't worry about the Labour vote, as many Labour supporters will hopefully desert to their natural friends in the far-left BNP. 

you mean so far left they've come out the other side? 

i'm not worried about the Labour vote, otherwise I'd vote for them surely? and yes Mr Farage is colourful - I'll give him that, he's still a loon tho 

does anyone else think a Labour minority tempered with LibDem and SNP/Plaid Cymru would be the best bet for a decent government?

Government ownership of utilities
Government ownership of transport (pre war all was private and successful)
Trade union supported in one instance
More council houses

Just some examples of left wing policies