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Debs.

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`No pleasing some men.....
« on: 22 March 2010, 16:56:19 »
Just seen on another forum:
A chap complaining that his trolley-jack "keeps going down on him" ::)

.....surely, with value-added features like that; what`s his gripe?!?! ;D
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alunonhisown

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Re: `No pleasing some men.....
« Reply #1 on: 22 March 2010, 16:58:02 »
Damn Lucky Chap.  ;D ;D ;D
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feeutfo

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Re: `No pleasing some men.....
« Reply #2 on: 22 March 2010, 17:00:45 »
...and if he's undernieth as well. oooh.
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Re: `No pleasing some men.....
« Reply #3 on: 22 March 2010, 17:04:05 »
I'll swap mine with him ;D
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feeutfo

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Re: `No pleasing some men.....
« Reply #4 on: 22 March 2010, 17:06:25 »
rename it Jackie though...
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Re: `No pleasing some men.....
« Reply #5 on: 22 March 2010, 17:14:22 »
very good deb  ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #6 on: 22 March 2010, 18:25:24 »
I like it! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: `No pleasing some men.....
« Reply #7 on: 22 March 2010, 19:35:33 »
I'm easily pleased! ::)
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Re: `No pleasing some men.....
« Reply #8 on: 22 March 2010, 19:47:55 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
He must have the luxury model :y
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Re: `No pleasing some men.....
« Reply #9 on: 22 March 2010, 22:47:21 »
Where can I get one of those  [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif] [smiley=evil.gif]
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Re: `No pleasing some men.....
« Reply #10 on: 22 March 2010, 22:50:58 »
I was quite shocked reading this, given who had posted it....... :D :D :D
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« Reply #11 on: 22 March 2010, 22:59:29 »
But can he balance a pint on it?  :D :D ;D
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Re: `No pleasing some men.....
« Reply #12 on: 22 March 2010, 23:17:17 »
Nice one Debs :y and if he's still not satisfied, he can always 'jack off' ;D ;D ;D
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Re: `No pleasing some men.....
« Reply #13 on: 23 March 2010, 11:42:15 »
Quote
Just seen on another forum:
A chap complaining that his trolley-jack "keeps going down on him" ::)

.....surely, with value-added features like that; what`s his gripe?!?! ;D
see i read this thread yesterday and didnt clock that

and they say mens minds are always in the gutter eh ....

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Re: `No pleasing some men.....
« Reply #14 on: 23 March 2010, 12:37:40 »
Bloody jacks ...! when they get older and out of warranty some just go down all of a sudden and some just don't go high enough anymore  ... ::)
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