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Debs.

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Partial Farce: Voice non-recognition...
« on: 03 April 2010, 10:29:34 »
......`phoned them to arrange a redelivery and trying to use their vox recognition.

The responses were:

"Please say that again"
"Please speak clearly"
"Sorry, I can`t understand that"
"Sorry, please use words I can understand"
"Sorry I can only recognise English words"

 >:(.....I was speaking English! :-[

So, I tried again and for a laugh, `spoke in a fake 'Kumars' type voice.....the system worked first try!  ;D
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Re: Partial Farce: Voice non-recognition...
« Reply #1 on: 03 April 2010, 10:42:02 »
Maybe the yokels are infuencing your accent? ;D ;D
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Re: Partial Farce: Voice non-recognition...
« Reply #2 on: 03 April 2010, 11:16:26 »
Love it. ;D
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Re: Partial Farce: Voice non-recognition...
« Reply #3 on: 03 April 2010, 11:35:28 »
Oh deary deary me! ;D
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Re: Partial Farce: Voice non-recognition...
« Reply #4 on: 03 April 2010, 12:45:41 »
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......`phoned them to arrange a redelivery and trying to use their vox recognition.

The responses were:

"Please say that again"
"Please speak clearly"
"Sorry, I can`t understand that"
"Sorry, please use words I can understand"
"Sorry I can only recognise English words"

 >:(.....I was speaking English! :-[

So, I tried again and for a laugh, `spoke in a fake 'Kumars' type voice.....the system worked first try!  ;D


 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D  But with a Welsh accent by any chance Debs?? ::) ::)  Says it all! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)
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Debs.

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Re: Partial Farce: Voice non-recognition...
« Reply #5 on: 03 April 2010, 12:51:54 »
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D  But with a Welsh accent by any chance Debs?? ::) ::)  Says it all! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)

 :o But I`m not Welsh......`just happen to live here! ::)
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Re: Partial Farce: Voice non-recognition...
« Reply #6 on: 03 April 2010, 12:53:24 »
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D  But with a Welsh accent by any chance Debs?? ::) ::)  Says it all! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;) ;)

 :o But I`m not Welsh......`just happen to live here! ::)

.............and probably so long that you have picked up some Welsh twang in your voice Debs :D :D ;) ;)
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Re: Partial Farce: Voice non-recognition...
« Reply #7 on: 03 April 2010, 13:12:34 »
Try talking to automated robot woman with a Scottish accent

 The only one that works is sky tv

 Id like to see Jonathan Woss or  Louie Spence using the automated robot woman that would be fun

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Re: Partial Farce: Voice non-recognition...
« Reply #8 on: 03 April 2010, 16:12:27 »
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......`phoned them to arrange a redelivery and trying to use their vox recognition.

The responses were:

"Please say that again"
"Please speak clearly"
"Sorry, I can`t understand that"
"Sorry, please use words I can understand"
"Sorry I can only recognise English words"

 >:(.....I was speaking English! :-[

So, I tried again and for a laugh, `spoke in a fake 'Kumars' type voice.....the system worked first try!  ;D

........they have telephones in rural Wales   :o :o...I'm shocked. Whatever next.....running water.......indoor toilets......and that small flickering black and white box .....we call a television....
I dare say...... you'll come  across one of those new fangled "horseless carraiges" soon... ::) ::) ::) :-*
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Re: Partial Farce: Voice non-recognition...
« Reply #9 on: 03 April 2010, 16:33:54 »
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........they have telephones in rural Wales   :o :o...I'm shocked. Whatever next.....running water.......indoor toilets......and that small flickering black and white box .....we call a television....
I dare say...... you'll come  across one of those new fangled "horseless carraiges" soon... ::) ::) ::) :-*

 ::) Freed from the ties of harness; horses are in demand hereabouts, as local men use them for sex! :-[











......they ride them to the brothel in Denbigh! ;D
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« Reply #10 on: 03 April 2010, 16:41:00 »
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........they have telephones in rural Wales   :o :o...I'm shocked. Whatever next.....running water.......indoor toilets......and that small flickering black and white box .....we call a television....
I dare say...... you'll come  across one of those new fangled "horseless carraiges" soon... ::) ::) ::) :-*

 ::) Freed from the ties of harness; horses are in demand hereabouts, as local men use them for sex! :-[











......they ride them to the brothel in Denbigh! ;D
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Re: Partial Farce: Voice non-recognition...
« Reply #11 on: 03 April 2010, 16:51:12 »
Beware of this new witchcraft they call "elastic trickery" .....Ms Debs......them that know.... say it can provide heat and light .......just like a candle....or fire.....Mark my words ......It be the work of the devil Ms Debs.....  ;D ;D :-* 
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Re: Partial Farce: Voice non-recognition...
« Reply #12 on: 03 April 2010, 20:26:32 »
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Beware of this new witchcraft they call "elastic trickery" .....Ms Debs......them that know.... say it can provide heat and light .......just like a candle....or fire.....Mark my words ......It be the work of the devil Ms Debs.....  ;D ;D :-* 
I think he meant to write "Electrickery".  (Can't the lad get anything right ? ::))
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