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word-smithing
« on: 17 April 2010, 16:53:56 »

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Re: word-smithing
« Reply #1 on: 17 April 2010, 19:41:28 »

 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: word-smithing
« Reply #2 on: 17 April 2010, 19:46:53 »

 ;D ;D :y
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Re: word-smithing
« Reply #3 on: 17 April 2010, 19:50:21 »

 :D :D :D

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« Reply #4 on: 17 April 2010, 20:44:59 »

 :D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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« Reply #5 on: 17 April 2010, 21:19:35 »

Very clever  :y :y
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« Reply #6 on: 17 April 2010, 22:15:45 »

Great read!  ;D  :y
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« Reply #7 on: 18 April 2010, 11:14:55 »

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Great read!  ;D  :y


agreed  :y :y :y :y
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