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[Hannah Judes Dad]

A young lad pulls an older woman at a club.She's 58 but looks very good for her age.On the way back to her house the lad is thinking 'mmm,I bet the daughter is hot'. Out of the blue she asks if he'd like a sportsman's double. "What's that?" he asks.
"It's a mother and daughter threesome !"
He says "Wow yes please!"
So as they go in her front door,she puts on the hall light and shouts "Mum are you still awake ?"

[tidla]

just spat me beer all over screen

[PhilRich]

Priceless!