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[Terbs]

My wife and I  went to the  local  show  and one of the first
exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. 
We went up to the first pen and there was a sign
 attached that said,   

 
'THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST  YEAR'

   
My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs ....Smiled and said, 'He mated 50 times last year.' 


We walked to  the second pen which had a sign attached that said,
   
'THIS  BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR'
   

   
My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, 'WOW~~That's more than twice a week! .............You could learn a lot from him.' 


We  walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, 
In capital  letters,
   
'THIS  BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR'
   

   
My wife  was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said, 
'That's once a day..You could REALLY learn something from this one.'

I  looked at her and said,
'Go over and ask him if it was with the same old cow..'

[waspy]

 

Good one

[MaxPerforma]

      

So funny 

[The Red Baron]

like it

[maria]

Brilliant

[eliteomegaman]

ABSOLUTELY SUPERB  !!!!

[PhilRich]

I'm not actually drinking much of this Lager tonight!, most of it is getting sprayed over the laptop!!!! God only knows if it will last the night out with you witty buggers!!!!!!