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Jokes (Maybe Not)
« on: 26 May 2010, 22:52:48 »
What do you do if you come across a tiger in the jungle?
Wipe it off.

Is it a coincidence the first two letters of FEMALE is the chemical symbol of what women were meant to do? Iron

Feminism: Because only women will hold a grudge for long enough to organise a meeting about it.

For a cheap laugh at your wife's expense... try slipping a party popper into her tampon box.

Little kid asks his mum "Mum, why am I black and you're white?"
Mum answers "From what I can remember of the party you're lucky you don't bark!"
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Re: Jokes (Maybe Not)
« Reply #1 on: 26 May 2010, 22:54:48 »
All very good and made me laugh but then it dont  take much too make me laugh di ;D ;D ;D :y
« Last Edit: 26 May 2010, 22:55:34 by Maria »
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Re: Jokes (Maybe Not)
« Reply #2 on: 26 May 2010, 22:59:54 »
has your lad ever swapped a party popper on you Di........... ::) ::)
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Re: Jokes (Maybe Not)
« Reply #3 on: 27 May 2010, 01:34:31 »
I haven't had enough to drink yet Di, but bear with me...... ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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