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« on: 07 June 2010, 07:37:50 »
are you free in june/july? you'll never believe it.i've won a trip to the world cup finals on capital fm. it's for me and 3 friends, 4 weeks all inclusive in south africa with £5000 spending money. flights leave from heathrow 10th june so let me know if you're free as i need someone to put my wheelie bin out for me.. ::)
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Re: text joke
« Reply #1 on: 07 June 2010, 11:57:03 »
Hahahaha nice one  :y

Wheelie nice one  :D :D :D
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Re: text joke
« Reply #2 on: 07 June 2010, 14:08:23 »
Well wheelie!, the flippin' cheek of the man! ;D ;D
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Re: text joke
« Reply #3 on: 07 June 2010, 14:47:58 »
...and in August we ask if you've wheelie bin?

 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: text joke
« Reply #4 on: 07 June 2010, 15:10:53 »
Excellent.I've got a few hilarious text jokes on my phone that i would'nt dare post on here as some folk are getting too precious.
     The irony is we could all tell such jokes face to face!!! ::)
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« Reply #5 on: 07 June 2010, 15:11:48 »
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...and in August we ask if you've wheelie bin?

 ;D ;D ;D
I've never tried to do a wheelie on my bin!
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« Reply #6 on: 07 June 2010, 18:15:24 »
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...and in August we ask if you've wheelie bin?

 ;D ;D ;D
I've never tried to do a wheelie on my bin!



You're supposed to do it IN your wheelie bin not ON it, you'll knock the tracking out doing it your way! ;D ;D ;)
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« Reply #7 on: 07 June 2010, 19:52:35 »
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...and in August we ask if you've wheelie bin?

 ;D ;D ;D
I've never tried to do a wheelie on my bin!



You're supposed to do it IN your wheelie bin not ON it, you'll knock the tracking out doing it your way! ;D ;D ;)
A common mistake. You wheelie a bike, hence "on" You wheelspin a car hence "in".
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