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Towards the end of the golf course, Dave hit his ball into the woods
and found it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups. Trying to get his
ball back into play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup
in the patch.

All of a sudden . .. .POOF!!


In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared. She said,
'I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make those
buttercups? Just for doing what you have done, you won't have any
butter for your popcorn for the rest of your life: better still, you
won't have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life... As a
matter of fact, you'll never have any butter for anything the rest of
your life!!!

Then POOF! . . . she was gone!

After Dave recovered from the shock, he hollered for his friend,
'Fred, where are you?'

Fred yells back 'I'm over here in the pussy willows.'

Dave shouts back, 'DON'T SWING, Fred; FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T SWING!!!'

[Dishevelled Den]

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