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« on: 14 August 2010, 00:04:59 »
Newly wed girl goes to the doc. with two green lines on the inside of her legs.Doc examines her and says "are you married to a gipsy" Yes says the girl how did you know that! Never mind that says the doc just tell him his earrings ar,nt real gold
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Re: joke
« Reply #1 on: 14 August 2010, 00:18:05 »
That's older than me..... :D :D :D
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Re: joke
« Reply #2 on: 14 August 2010, 00:24:00 »
Are you still in the womb? Might be an oldy but I just heard it!
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« Reply #3 on: 14 August 2010, 00:31:11 »
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]Are you still in the womb?[/highlight] Might be an oldy but I just heard it!

Hardly.... ::) ::)but at least I understood this one... ;D ;D ;D
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Re: joke
« Reply #4 on: 14 August 2010, 00:34:08 »
Obviosly not in MENSA then!
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Re: joke
« Reply #5 on: 14 August 2010, 00:36:45 »
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Obviosly not in MENSA then!

No, CPO..... :-X
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Re: joke
« Reply #6 on: 14 August 2010, 13:33:38 »
May be old but i have not heard it befor and it cheered me up as i need cheering up ;D :y
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Re: joke
« Reply #7 on: 14 August 2010, 21:07:28 »
I thought i knew all the old'uns so there you go. ;D
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Re: joke
« Reply #8 on: 14 August 2010, 22:07:10 »
Well i'm older than Vamps & believe me that old groaner was doing the rounds before I was old enough to drink (& I started EARLY!) ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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« Reply #9 on: 14 August 2010, 22:08:36 »
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Well i'm older than Vamps & believe me that old groaner was doing the rounds before I was old enough to drink (& I started EARLY!) ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: joke
« Reply #10 on: 14 August 2010, 22:29:56 »
I believe it was originally told by Noah's great, great, grandfather .. :)
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« Reply #11 on: 14 August 2010, 22:33:47 »
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I believe it was originally told by Noah's great, great, grandfather .. :)
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After he heard it from Methuselah! ;D ;D ;D ;)
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Re: joke
« Reply #12 on: 15 August 2010, 21:01:42 »
would you adam and eve it!
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Re: joke
« Reply #13 on: 15 August 2010, 21:55:52 »
I'd never heard it.  made me groan tho'.
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