Topic: How To Get a Date (Joke) (Read 626 times)

Searcher · « **on:** 22 August 2010, 16:36:17 »

How To Get a Date

There was a loser who couldn't get a date.

He went to a bar and asked a guy how to get a date.

The guy said, "It's simple. I just say that you're a lawyer."

So the guy went up to a pretty woman and asked her out.

After she said no, he told her that it was probably a good thing
because he had a case early in the morning.

She said, "Oh! You're a lawyer?"

He said, "Why, yes I am!"

So they went to his place.

When they were in bed making love,
the guy started to laugh to himself.

When she asked what was so funny, he answered,

"Well, I've only been a lawyer for 15 minutes,
and I'm already screwing someone!"

PhilRich · « **Reply #1 on:** 22 August 2010, 23:46:37 »

Dishevelled Den · « **Reply #2 on:** 23 August 2010, 12:53:38 »

Splendid

(With all due respect to those I know in the profession)

Amigo · « **Reply #3 on:** 23 August 2010, 22:20:14 »

My brother will like that!!!

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