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Richie London

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joke-golf lessons
« on: 16 September 2010, 16:08:18 »

Trevor and Sherry are a married couple who both love playing golf. They decide one day to go for lessons to improve their game. The pro takes one look at both of them and tells them he sees exactly what the problem is. He first approaches Trevor and says,, "Your grip is way too hard, grip the club softly, like you would grip your wifes breasts." Trevor does this, and wacks the ball 250 metres straight down the fairway!! Next, the pro approaches Sherry and says, "You're holding the club way too hard,try holding it gently, like you'd hold your husbands pen1s!" Sherry listens carefully to the advise, takes a swing, and the ball goes straight down the fairway, but only travels 2 metres!! "That was great, Sherry. Nice and gentle," says the pro, "but now ,lets take the club out of your mouth and swing it like we're supposed to!!"

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Re: joke-golf lessons
« Reply #1 on: 16 September 2010, 16:10:58 »

Brilliant  ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: joke-golf lessons
« Reply #2 on: 16 September 2010, 16:37:14 »

excellent
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Re: joke-golf lessons
« Reply #3 on: 16 September 2010, 17:36:59 »

 Knew she was a 'swinger' soon as I read it ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: joke-golf lessons
« Reply #4 on: 16 September 2010, 19:53:26 »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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