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[PhilRich]

Richey was on his way home from work through Central London when he suddenly came upon a massive traffic jam with loads of people milling around. He spots a traffic cop walking up & down the lines of stopped cars & shouts "Hey mate, what's going on?"
The bobby says, "It's Tony Blair, he's so depressed at leaving Downing street & having to buy another house with Cherie Booth, he says his family hates him and he doesn't have the money to afford another house, so he's hijacked the Official Car and is threatening to douse everything in petrol & set fire to himself!, so i'm walking around getting up a collection for him."
"Oh, really?, How much have you collected so far?", said Richey.
"About 300 gallons so far", said the cop, "but a lot of people are still siphoning, so it should be a lot more!" 
 

[Mysteryman]

It used to be Skruntie that was starting pointless threads every five minutes. Get a job or a life or something