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Genealogy
« on: 01 October 2010, 02:23:05 »
Two good ol' boys in an Alabama trailer park were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer after getting off work at the local nuclear plant.

After a while the 1st guy says to the 2nd, "If'n I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday & make love to your wife while you was off huntin' and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin.
The 2nd guy crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head, and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question. Finally, he says, "Well, I don't know about kin, but it would make us even."
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« Reply #1 on: 01 October 2010, 07:45:29 »
 ;D ;D That raised a smile.  ;D :y
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« Reply #2 on: 01 October 2010, 08:57:49 »
 :y Hahahaha! 8-)

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« Reply #3 on: 01 October 2010, 10:51:33 »
seeing as I'm half Welsh and half English, I found that funny!!



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« Reply #4 on: 01 October 2010, 11:11:42 »
Well I am all welsh and that made me laugh ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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« Reply #5 on: 01 October 2010, 11:55:29 »
Excellent  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #6 on: 01 October 2010, 12:04:37 »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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« Reply #7 on: 01 October 2010, 14:58:17 »
 ;D ;D :y
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