Three Labrador Retrievers, one Black, one Brown & one Yellow were sitting in the waiting room at the Vets waiting their turn, and as you do, they struck up a conversation.
The Black Lab turns turned to the Brown Lab & said, What you here for?
The Brown Lab said, I'm a pisser! I piss on everything, the floor, walls, up the stairs, on the kids, you name it & I piss on it! I went too far last night though, pissed all over my owners bed, that's why i'm here.
The Black Lab said, So what's the Vet gonna do to you?
Cut my balls off! said the Brown Lab mournfully, they reckon it'll calm me down!
The Black Labrador then turned to the Yellow Lab.
What you here for?
I'm a digger mate, said the Yellow Lab. I dig everywhere, I just can't help meself, I dig up the lawn, I dig up the flower beds, I dig under fences & trees, you name it & I dig it! I went too far last night though, I dug a bloody great hole in my owners mattress, and that's why i'm here.
The Black Lab said, So what's the Vet going to do to you then?
I reckon my balls are coming off too, said the Yellow Lab, they reckon it'll calm me down as well!
After a short silence, The Brown Lab & the Yellow Lab turn to the Black Lab & say in unison, What you here for?
Ah, said the Black Lab, I'm a Humper! I hump everything I lay my eyes on, I hump Cats, Dogs, Chickens, Lamp Posts, Gate Posts, i' ve just got this irresistable urge to Hump! Mind you, I got carried away last night, my owner had just got out of the shower & bent down to dry her toes & I just couldn't help myself, I hopped on her back, hung on for all I was worth & gave her a good humping!
The Yellow & Brown Labradors exchanged a sad glance & said,
It's nuts off for you too then huh?
Nah, said the Black Lab, i'm here to have my nails trimmed.
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