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Wedding Night Confession!
« on: 06 October 2010, 23:36:02 »

Newly married couple getting into bed at their Honeymoon Hotel for the 'Big Night'.
As she undresses she says, I have a confession to make darling, before we met I was a Hooker! Do you think you can live with that?
Of course my darling, he says. That was before we met, and to be honest it turns me on a bit to think of you like that, tell me more.
Well she said, my name was Eric & I played hooker for St. Helens.  ;D
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Re: Wedding Night Confession!
« Reply #1 on: 06 October 2010, 23:37:09 »

*Groan*  ;D ;D ;D
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