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PhilRich

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Quicky before bed.
« on: 06 October 2010, 23:44:22 »

A bloke visiting the Docks sees a docker writhing & groaning with pain on the ground.
What's wrong with him? he asks the other dockers sat around.
He needs the toilet badly, says one.
Well why doesn't he just go then? says the visitor.
What? On his tea break!!!!!  ;D
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Re: Quicky before bed.
« Reply #1 on: 06 October 2010, 23:46:56 »

Old Skool, nice one...... ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Quicky before bed.
« Reply #2 on: 06 October 2010, 23:47:19 »

Ain't that right  ;D ;D
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Re: Quicky before bed.
« Reply #3 on: 07 October 2010, 00:08:21 »

... now where's lazydocker when we need him?   :)

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