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Del Boy

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« on: 14 October 2010, 19:22:42 »

One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm. The wife turns over and says "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh. " The husband, rejected, turns over and tries to sleep. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. This time he whispers in her ear, "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too? "
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Re: Joke
« Reply #1 on: 14 October 2010, 19:37:48 »

 ;D ;D :y :y
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« Reply #2 on: 14 October 2010, 19:46:46 »

 ;D
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« Reply #3 on: 14 October 2010, 20:07:23 »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Joke
« Reply #4 on: 14 October 2010, 23:33:04 »

Like it  ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Joke
« Reply #5 on: 14 October 2010, 23:50:43 »

Nice one..... ;D ;D ;D
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