Bloke gets a new job in a Zoo, the Keeper gives him a baton for his own general protection & gives him his first job cleaning out the tropical fish, he was doing pretty well but one of the fish kept nipping his finger, he got so fed up with it he hit the fish next time it came up with his baton & killed it. To lose the evidence, he threw the fish over the nearest enclosure that happened to be full of Lions.
Next job was feeding the Monkeys, all went well appart from one Monkey that kept trying to jump all over him, he got fed up & hit the Monkey with the baton & to his dismay the Monkey keeled over & died. He could think of nothing else but to throw the dead Monkey to the Lions again to get rid of the evidence.
His last job was tending to the exotic Bee's. That went fairly well apart from a few that kept buzzing around his head trying to sting him, he finally lost his rag & started swinging his baton about killing the offending Bee's in the process, once he had finished he scooped all the dead ones up & again threw them to the Lions.
Next day a new Lion arrived to join the others, once he got to know the other Lions he asked them what the food was like, to which one of them replied, well yesterday was great, we had Fish, Chimps & mushy Bee's
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