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Let's test the way you think.
« on: 20 November 2010, 17:53:39 »
Read this :

[size=16]' Thepenisinmymouth'.[/size]

Did you read, ' the pen is in my mouth ' ?  " Course you did " !! ;)
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Under-steer is when the front of the car hits the wall, and over-steer is when the rear of the car hits the wall.
Power is how fast you hit the wall and torque is how much of the wall you take with you.

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« Reply #1 on: 20 November 2010, 17:59:46 »
We had something similar at work recently. Someone had put up a poster on the staff noticeboard with the contact details for the new educational therapist. All nicely done on the PC with wordart arch across the top simply stating the word 'THERAPIST'. However the arc of the word looked like it had added a space so everybody read it as 'THE RAPIST' ;D ;D ;D

Not good on a primary school notice board!  :-X
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« Reply #2 on: 20 November 2010, 17:59:53 »
Not me, as I can be a naughty girl!! ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #3 on: 20 November 2010, 18:00:32 »
Excellent. Keep em coming, 69 more.

My only recently replaced ABS ECU failed today. I might yet be in the Q with the Albanians. You will recognise me as the only honest looking one!  ;D
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« Reply #4 on: 20 November 2010, 18:04:14 »
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Not me, as I can be a naughty girl!! ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D

In similar vein ( posted here a while back, I believe ) :

All of these are legitimate companies that didn’t spend quite enough time considering how their online names might appear … and be misread.
These are not made up. Check them out yourself!

   1. Who Represents is where you can find the name of the agent that represents any celebrity. Their Web site is www.whorepresents.com
   2. Experts Exchange is a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at www.expertsexchange.com
   3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at www.penisland.net
   4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at www.therapistfinder.com
   5. There’s the Italian Power Generator company, www.powergenitalia.com
   6. And don’t forget the Mole Station Native Nursery in New South Wales , www.molestationnursery.com
   7. If you’re looking for IP computer software, there’s always www.ipanywhere.com
   8. The First Cumming Methodist Church Web site is www.cummingfirst.com
   9. And the designers at Speed of Art await you at their wacky Web site, www.speedofart.com

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« Reply #5 on: 20 November 2010, 18:10:36 »
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Not me, as I can be a naughty girl!! ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D

In similar vein ( posted here a while back, I believe ) :

All of these are legitimate companies that didn’t spend quite enough time considering how their online names might appear … and be misread.
These are not made up. Check them out yourself!

   1. Who Represents is where you can find the name of the agent that represents any celebrity. Their Web site is www.whorepresents.com
   2. Experts Exchange is a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at www.expertsexchange.com
   3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at www.penisland.net
   4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at www.therapistfinder.com
   5. There’s the Italian Power Generator company, www.powergenitalia.com
   6. And don’t forget the Mole Station Native Nursery in New South Wales , www.molestationnursery.com
   7. If you’re looking for IP computer software, there’s always www.ipanywhere.com
   8. The First Cumming Methodist Church Web site is www.cummingfirst.com
   9. And the designers at Speed of Art await you at their wacky Web site, www.speedofart.com



Brilliant HC! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y
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Re: Let's test the way you think.
« Reply #6 on: 20 November 2010, 20:23:28 »
excellent ;D ;D
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« Reply #7 on: 20 November 2010, 20:28:03 »
 [smiley=grin.gif] [smiley=grin.gif] [smiley=grin.gif] :y
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Under-steer is when the front of the car hits the wall, and over-steer is when the rear of the car hits the wall.
Power is how fast you hit the wall and torque is how much of the wall you take with you.

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« Reply #8 on: 20 November 2010, 22:07:04 »
I was amused to see a program on the Sky Guide listing, seems it was called 'The Joy Of Painting', but the text was too long for the box so it read 'The Joy Of Pain....' - one for the S&M crowd, I thought!
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« Reply #9 on: 22 November 2010, 17:19:13 »
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Not me, as I can be a naughty girl!! ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D
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I bet you can lizzie but so can I ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
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Re: Let's test the way you think.
« Reply #10 on: 22 November 2010, 17:31:04 »
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Not me, as I can be a naughty girl!! ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D
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I bet you can lizzie but so can I ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)


mmmmm, nearly replied to this - but thought better of it.   ::)

But then it will soon be Christmas and .. . .............. :-X :-[
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« Reply #11 on: 22 November 2010, 17:36:21 »
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Not me, as I can be a naughty girl!! ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D ;D
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I bet you can lizzie but so can I ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)


mmmmm, nearly replied to this - but thought better of it.   ::)

But then it will soon be Christmas and .. . .............. :-X :-[


That'd be all your Christmas's arriving together  ::)
(suitably re-worded from the usual quote)
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