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good start to the day,
« on: 27 December 2010, 17:44:03 »

Supermarkets closed for 2 days,so off to get more food this morning,200 yards from the house! what a sight,    smart looking woman,long black boots,transparent white nightie,black undies,didn't know what to do.
Go round the roundabout again,carry on,or phone the police,she looked cold,but was she coming home from a  party,or going to to one.
I'm sorry to say that in these times of ours, I decided that in the interest of self preservation I drove on,and that everything was ok.
What would you have done.
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Re: good start to the day,
« Reply #1 on: 27 December 2010, 17:46:11 »

give her a lift ;D ;D :y
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Re: good start to the day,
« Reply #2 on: 27 December 2010, 17:50:37 »

These days thats just asking for trouble.
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Re: good start to the day,
« Reply #3 on: 27 December 2010, 17:53:30 »

 :-X ;D
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Re: good start to the day,
« Reply #4 on: 27 December 2010, 17:58:17 »

your right give her a lift and end up new year in clink. you just can't these days  :'( :-X
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Re: good start to the day,
« Reply #5 on: 27 December 2010, 18:06:00 »

She wasn'tthere on the way home 15 mins later ,
maybe her taxi turned up.
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Re: good start to the day,
« Reply #6 on: 27 December 2010, 18:37:20 »

A girl turned up for work the other day after witnessing an absolutely sozzled young woman walking along the road with nothing on below the waist. She then sat down on the pavement outside the local newsagent and fell asleep. Polish I think  :o
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