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Darth Loo-knee

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One born every minute
« on: 31 January 2011, 22:04:09 »
This just proves that women tell more lies than Mike Dundee... ;D

I am Gifted down there but when a women says its "Too Big" yeah right ;D ;D ;D
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Re: One born every minute
« Reply #1 on: 31 January 2011, 22:12:58 »
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This just proves that women tell more lies than Mike Dundee... ;D

I am Gifted down there but when a women says its "Too Big" yeah right ;D ;D ;D

Hmmm... Perhaps she had someone else's glasses on ::) ::)

Either that or she was blind and confused your leg for it :-X :-X ::) ::) :D :D
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Re: One born every minute
« Reply #2 on: 31 January 2011, 22:18:17 »
Don't you find her labrador leave hair on the carpet and the white stick she has scratches the paintwork, :D ;D
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Re: One born every minute
« Reply #3 on: 31 January 2011, 22:20:28 »
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Don't you find her labrador leave hair on the carpet and the white stick she has scratches the paintwork, :D ;D

Ours does........ :D :D :D
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Re: One born every minute
« Reply #4 on: 31 January 2011, 22:21:20 »
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Don't you find her labrador leave hair on the carpet and the white stick she has scratches the paintwork, :D ;D


Just wondering if you are ok, does someone look after you ??  ;D
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Re: One born every minute
« Reply #5 on: 31 January 2011, 22:23:40 »
Sorry to say but it's reverse psychology...  :-/ When a woman says 'you're a BIG fella' what she actually means is, 'see how [size=8]small[/size] I am down there'.....  ;)
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Re: One born every minute
« Reply #6 on: 31 January 2011, 22:23:45 »
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This just proves that women tell more lies than Mike Dundee... ;D

I am Gifted down there but when a women says its "Too Big" yeah right ;D ;D ;D

Hmmm... Perhaps she had someone else's glasses on ::) ::)

Either that or she was blind and confused your leg for it :-X :-X ::) ::) :D :D


Just thinkin of saying "You wouldn't like it up your exhaust" but knowing you I thought better of it....... but you wouldn't like it under your eye as a powk  ;D
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Re: One born every minute
« Reply #7 on: 31 January 2011, 22:27:51 »
As the old saying goes "it's not the size of the cannon but the power of the shot" ::)
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« Reply #8 on: 31 January 2011, 22:29:49 »
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As the old saying goes "it's not the size of the cannon but the power of the shot" ::)


Now as you have the strongest handshake I have ever had the pleasure of feeling, I believe you   :-*
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« Reply #9 on: 31 January 2011, 22:34:20 »
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This just proves that women tell more lies than Mike Dundee... ;D

I am Gifted down there but when a women says its "Too Big" yeah right ;D ;D ;D

Hmmm... Perhaps she had someone else's glasses on ::) ::)

Either that or she was blind and confused your leg for it :-X :-X ::) ::) :D :D


Just thinkin of saying "You wouldn't like it up your exhaust" but knowing you I thought better of it....... but you wouldn't like it under your eye as a powk  ;D
:-* :-* :-* :-* :-* ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: One born every minute
« Reply #10 on: 01 February 2011, 08:05:12 »
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This just proves that women tell more lies than Mike Dundee... ;D

I am Gifted down there but when a women says its "Too Big" yeah right ;D ;D ;D


Gifted as in this? ;D ;D :y





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Re: One born every minute
« Reply #11 on: 01 February 2011, 08:37:04 »
Even more so Zoolou  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: One born every minute
« Reply #12 on: 01 February 2011, 09:19:37 »
You tell more lies than countess Dundee. I have it on very good authority, that your nickname with the girls around Stoke was  - wee willy winky. ::) :D ;D ;D
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Re: One born every minute
« Reply #13 on: 01 February 2011, 09:21:42 »
err I'm off too Specsavers!!  [smiley=tongue.gif] :o
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