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[PhilRich]

Change is Not Always Better


There's an old sea story about a ship's Captain who inspected his crew, and afterward told the first mate that his men smelled terrible! The Captain suggested perhaps it would help if the sailors changed their underwear occasionally.

The first mate responded, "Aye, aye sir, I'll see to it immediately!"

The first mate went straight to the sailors mess and announced, "The Captain thinks you bods smell rotten and wants you to change your underwear." He continued, "Chalky, you change with Knocker, Tug, you change with Salty, and Buster, you change with the Buffer. Now GET TO IT!"

THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS: Someone may come along and promise "Change", but don't count on things smelling any better. 

[sotmh]