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Author Topic: what do you have to do to become a taxi driver?  (Read 2669 times)

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Re: what do you have to do to become a taxi driver?
« Reply #15 on: 13 April 2011, 05:36:50 »

around my way

you need to boot polish up,have very little understanding of English or highway code and drive like you stole it and are driving in Pakistan.
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Re: what do you have to do to become a taxi driver?
« Reply #16 on: 13 April 2011, 05:43:55 »

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around my way

you need to boot polish up,have very little understanding of English or highway code and drive like you stole it and are driving in Pakistan.


the SAS drive taxis now? is this because of the military spending review? :o
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50 bucks!?! For 50 bucks I'd put my face in their soup and blow!!

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Re: what do you have to do to become a taxi driver?
« Reply #17 on: 13 April 2011, 10:33:19 »

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"What do you have to do to become a taxi driver?"

....learn important phrases, like:

"I`m not going South of the river at this time of night!" ;D



.....and what's the best way to hose vomit from the back seat at two in the morning?.....Avoid would be my advice. My brother in law is a taxi driver. Not recommended. :-/ :-/ :-/
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Re: what do you have to do to become a taxi driver?
« Reply #18 on: 13 April 2011, 18:21:46 »

 ;D Shave your head,put 5 stones in weight on , be prepared to get paid in b**w jobs by drunk women -hey put me down for it !!
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Re: what do you have to do to become a taxi driver?
« Reply #19 on: 13 April 2011, 21:14:20 »

I'd try to find an alternative mate . i still speak to the lads i used to work with ,Its not worth the grief not one of them would still be cabbing if they got the chance of a 9 - 5
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