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That's it !! I am going on strike
« on: 27 April 2011, 10:09:21 »


 >:(

Just got the hoover out of the cupboard....
" Where are you going with that" from swmbo
" Just gonna clean out the Omega " says I
" Don't bugger it up then " swmbo replies
" I'm not gonna 'bugger' it up" I retort
" Well everything you touch lately is either buggered or in bits somewhere"
 >:( >:( >:( >:(

This is from the woman I have kept off the streets for 42 years so sod it....not gonna do naff all in the future :y

* Sorry language...just quoting...and in a bad mood :y
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Re: That's it !! I am going on strike
« Reply #1 on: 27 April 2011, 10:57:16 »

Are you sure you know the correct buttons to press :P ;D
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Re: That's it !! I am going on strike
« Reply #2 on: 27 April 2011, 11:07:22 »

Whats a hoover ? :-/







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Re: That's it !! I am going on strike
« Reply #3 on: 27 April 2011, 11:09:35 »

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Are you sure you know the correct buttons to press :P ;D

He'll be looking for the "Hoovering?  - Pink job" button.

This particular button requires a hard hat, IME. :(

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Re: That's it !! I am going on strike
« Reply #4 on: 27 April 2011, 11:48:24 »

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Are you sure you know the correct buttons to press :P ;D

He'll be looking for the "Hoovering?  - Pink job" button.

This particular button requires a hard hat, IME. :(

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I'm waiting for someone to hoover where I've just cut 5 holes in a stud wall....   ....now I did mention Pink Job, fortunately, we had some frozen peas...
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Re: That's it !! I am going on strike
« Reply #5 on: 27 April 2011, 12:01:35 »

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>:(

Just got the hoover out of the cupboard....
" Where are you going with that" from swmbo
" Just gonna clean out the Omega " says I
" Don't bugger it up then " swmbo replies
" I'm not gonna 'bugger' it up" I retort
" Well everything you touch lately is buggered or in bits somewhere"
 >:( >:( >:( >:(

This is from the woman I have kept off the streets for 42 years so sod it....not gonna do naff all in the future :y

* Sorry language...just quoting...and in a bad mood :y

Better not touch the missus then! [smiley=evil.gif] ;D
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Re: That's it !! I am going on strike
« Reply #6 on: 27 April 2011, 18:34:40 »

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>:(

Just got the hoover out of the cupboard....
" Where are you going with that" from swmbo
" Just gonna clean out the Omega " says I
" Don't bugger it up then " swmbo replies
" I'm not gonna 'bugger' it up" I retort
" Well everything you touch lately is buggered or in bits somewhere"
 >:( >:( >:( >:(

This is from the woman I have kept off the streets for 42 years so sod it....not gonna do naff all in the future :y

* Sorry language...just quoting...and in a bad mood :y

Better not touch the missus then! [smiley=evil.gif] ;D


Touch her mate, I'll filppin' kill her >:( >:(

Just been to B&Q, brought 6 rolls of paper at £9 per roll. They are offering 3 for 2, so her ladyship chucks on the 6 rolls that should save us £18, but before I could get to her, she chucks on two tester pots and it only deducted £4 for the pots >:( >:( >:( >:(
And she has a go at me >:(
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Re: That's it !! I am going on strike
« Reply #7 on: 27 April 2011, 18:41:18 »

Treat them like cars, when you've had enough, trade them in :y ;D
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