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Debs.

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Mail-order sperm donation up....
« on: 20 May 2011, 07:33:29 »



http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-13460455

Now, where`s that turkey-baster! ;D
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Re: Mail-order sperm donation up....
« Reply #1 on: 20 May 2011, 07:42:16 »

 ;D ;D :y

On the basis of that photo it's the grossly dilated urethra of the donor I'd tend to worry about. :'(
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Re: Mail-order sperm donation up....
« Reply #2 on: 20 May 2011, 07:58:40 »

 ::)I was always told:

"It only takes one sperm"

.....that`s looks like it is THE one! ;D
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Re: Mail-order sperm donation up....
« Reply #3 on: 20 May 2011, 08:09:51 »

In the light of this successful business I wonder how many Danes called Den are making Den marks on nearby surfaces during the efforts to deposit their wares? :-/
« Last Edit: 20 May 2011, 12:01:47 by Zulu77 »
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Re: Mail-order sperm donation up....
« Reply #4 on: 20 May 2011, 16:29:38 »

im sick of cold callers and folk knocking on my door for donations,the other day a women came from the sperm bank so i gave her a right mouthfull ::)
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Re: Mail-order sperm donation up....
« Reply #5 on: 20 May 2011, 18:13:19 »

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im sick of cold callers and folk knocking on my door for donations,the other day a women came from the sperm bank so i gave her a right mouthfull ::)

 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Mail-order sperm donation up....
« Reply #6 on: 20 May 2011, 18:16:23 »

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::)I was always told:

"It only takes one sperm"

.....that`s looks like it is THE one! ;D



Nope it's dead.....it should be wiggling Ms Debs... :-* :-* :-* ;)
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Re: Mail-order sperm donation up....
« Reply #7 on: 20 May 2011, 19:05:34 »

Jez....

If that's the seed, how much is the baby going to weigh in at the birth!!!!
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Re: Mail-order sperm donation up....
« Reply #8 on: 20 May 2011, 19:11:38 »

I can't get out these days so I couldn't post any sperm :(

Would shagging the post woman be any good?
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Re: Mail-order sperm donation up....
« Reply #9 on: 20 May 2011, 19:15:21 »

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I can't get out these days so I couldn't post any sperm :(

Would shagging the post woman be any good?

`First class idea!  ;D
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Re: Mail-order sperm donation up....
« Reply #10 on: 20 May 2011, 19:17:42 »

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::)I was always told:

"It only takes one sperm"

.....that`s looks like it is THE one! ;D



Nope it's dead.....it should be wiggling Ms Debs... :-* :-* :-* ;)

 ::) My 'Ex' used to tell me that "non-swimmers" are the best ones. :P
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Re: Mail-order sperm donation up....
« Reply #11 on: 20 May 2011, 19:20:13 »

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I can't get out these days so I couldn't post any sperm :(

Would shagging the post woman be any good?

`First class idea!  ;D

Does that apply to French letters as well?
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