Topic: Quickest way to empty an office? (Read 975 times)

tunnie · « **on:** 19 August 2011, 16:27:03 »

Tell them there is free Ice Cream! Part of Sky's Summer for staff, they drafted in some Ice Cream vans.

Sod fire alarms, just tell everyone there are Ice Creams going outside

neilr · « **Reply #1 on:** 19 August 2011, 16:32:11 »

so thats what were paying for

feeutfo · « **Reply #2 on:** 19 August 2011, 17:12:06 »

Curry the night before would give better results surely?

Gaffers · « **Reply #3 on:** 19 August 2011, 18:59:28 »

Just feed me garlic the night before. I am guaranteed a quiet day after a night of spag bol

Taxi_Driver · « **Reply #4 on:** 19 August 2011, 19:42:50 »

I noticed the arrows painted on the road.....is that to tell the sky staff, which direction they should be travelling in....kinda like a normal road really

dbug · « **Reply #5 on:** 19 August 2011, 21:00:51 »

In answer to your question - fart very loudly - always worked for me on buses when I was a young lad - always gor a seat

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tunnie

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