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Re: females
« Reply #30 on: 11 September 2011, 09:41:25 »
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Best idea would be to take a pic of her, one when she was slimmer and a recent one showing the gains and pin it to the kithcen cupboard doors so every time she goes to go in them it will remind her. Its used by many slimming sites and so must obviously be effective.
No doubt that advice will upset some though!
Whatever happens, it is up the individual to sort it because it is they who scoff too much and excercise too little! Oh yeah... and women do not rule men and men do not rule women....we are all equal!
Its a sorry state of affairs when there are those who think the opposite. :y

If only life were that simple ffs! >:(

Oh and I'd like to see the man who lived to tell the tale after pulling your recommended photo stunt! ;D ;D
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« Reply #31 on: 11 September 2011, 10:22:44 »
Not saying my ex-wife was fat but I had to make love to her with the light off...

I kept burning my arse on the light bulb
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« Reply #32 on: 11 September 2011, 11:35:56 »
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Not saying my ex-wife was fat but I had to make love to her with the light off...

I kept burning my arse on the light bulb


PMSL   ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :y

I can laugh at that one because SWMBO is not looking over my shoulder. Better be careful later though........ ;D ;D
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« Reply #33 on: 11 September 2011, 13:20:01 »
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Not saying my ex-wife was fat but I had to make love to her with the light off...

I kept burning my arse on the light bulb


hahahahahahahaha  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

i have to say i like chubby birds. generally bigger knockers which is great. but my current SWMBO is nice n slim and ive kind of found im not noticing the chubbies as much as i once did.

as for talking to her about it i say stop being a pussy and take charge. if she really wants to get slim then get her to start running. its free, convenient and is the best excercise for weight loss.

i cant talk as im a fat boy but i didnt used to be. i ran about 5 times a week and looked great. but im getting on now and id rather sit at home and relax than go for a run!!! but thats my choice.

just out of interest can we have some stats? e.g. she was a size 8 when you married and is now a size 38. then you got a problem  ;D ;D ;D unless as i said before you dont mind the chub :)
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Re: females
« Reply #34 on: 11 September 2011, 14:52:36 »
One of my ex's was worred about her weight and asked me for 10 grand for a stomoch staple operation  :o



I gave her a fiver and told he to buy a paddlock for the fridge  :D ;D ;D
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« Reply #35 on: 11 September 2011, 15:02:33 »
Tell her to get a dog. I'm knackered since we got ours, must be doing three or four mile walks every day.
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