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[Taxi_Driver]

..... Mrs Golfbuddy was scalding her hand on the haggis this time last week. She got really badly burnt and eventually went to see the doctor on Wednesday after noticing that it had started to go all black. They dressed it with some stuff they use after plastic surgery.    

I only unleashed one on the Friday and that instantly run towards Mark_DTM, seeing as how he is a trained keeper......

I kept the other caged and unfed until Saturday evening.  This was obviously a particularly wild specimen who took it out on Mrs Golfbuddy.  I am really sorry to hear that she came of second best.... Please pass on my thanks for killing it and giving it a good nuking on behalf of the memebrs...  Hope her injuries heal well and leave no lasting scars....  Pity I never left any white heather as it heals Haggis breath burns very well indeed.....    

 

And bloomin' lovely it was too

I missed that   I was probably having tea and cake with AA, discussing the finer points of life  

But then i did get square sausage Sun morning  

[Golfbuddy]

..... Mrs Golfbuddy was scalding her hand on the haggis this time last week. She got really badly burnt and eventually went to see the doctor on Wednesday after noticing that it had started to go all black. They dressed it with some stuff they use after plastic surgery.    

I only unleashed one on the Friday and that instantly run towards Mark_DTM, seeing as how he is a trained keeper......

I kept the other caged and unfed until Saturday evening.  This was obviously a particularly wild specimen who took it out on Mrs Golfbuddy.  I am really sorry to hear that she came of second best.... Please pass on my thanks for killing it and giving it a good nuking on behalf of the memebrs...  Hope her injuries heal well and leave no lasting scars....  Pity I never left any white heather as it heals Haggis breath burns very well indeed.....    

 

And bloomin' lovely it was too

I can assure you, her words were not; 'Fair fa' your honest, sonsie face, Great chieftain o' the puddin-race!'

But they would have made a docker from Leith blush.  

[Dave-C]

07:33 Sat morning...  
This time last week I was mostly eating.....










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Now strangely enough, my mates mum and step dad run a campsite in Dorset, a few weeks ago they had the pleasure of Mr Mark Williams....  Jesses Diets !!!   Ronals Weasleys daddy from Hairy Bottom  Harry Potter...


I love to diversify..

DC