Latest update ..

Run out of light so had to stop, also it rained all over the printouts so had to reprint them in order to follow instructions ... may I offer the following ideas for amendment to the howto

1. How the ***** do you "remove the cable tray" ... never managed it .. but eventually got the cover back on ... TWICE .. see note 2 ..

2. Suggest that "replace oil filler spout as soon as possible" be added to instructions. This will stop a dropped screw emulating the "Dam Busters" and dissapearing exactly dead centre down the orofice .. thus requiring the whole damned cover to be removed again just to rescue said screw. And of course it is on the "difficult" side of the engine .. see note 1 ....
As to where we are .... 5 out of 6 plugholes had oil in them, 2 were small amounts (1/4 inch on plug cover) the three on the passenger side were swimming, front two couldn't even see the top of the plug.
The old gaskets were not Vx IMHO.. much thinner than the new ones, and the person who fitted them had spread sealant all along them as well, not just on the bends. I have a feeling that when I paid for them to be done last year they may have just been sealed and not replaced ... words will be said to garage .. but proving it will be hard. O-rings were totally hard and shattered on removal.. so they were pretty old as well
All cleaned up and gaskets done, can't replace the leads as no where open .. am going to suck it and see.
Breather box and pipes cleaned .. no where near as much crud as I expected, certainly not blocked.
Tomorrow will be a plenum/throttle body clean then refit and see what happens ...
Marks DTM - battery fine .. turns over a treat, it is only the tacho that jumps and only on initial turnover.
JamesV6 - All fuses in both compartments by the battery area have been checked with a multimeter, I haven't checked those in the footwell yet.
Anyone .... opinion on this theory/hope (prayer??)... as the ignition is "wasted spark" ie sparks to a pair of plugs even though only 1 is on compression stroke .... would the oil be sufficient to "short" the HT such that no spark actually gets to the plug ?? electricity taking the path of least resistance. This might explain the lack of spark I got and the fact that there are no EML warnings ?? or am I clutching at straws ??
Anyway .. tomorrow will tell ..... I wonder what time the stealers open .. if they do ..
