Was told about a brilliant place to get some ace fireworks by a bloke I work with, "Go to Hooties in Willenhall, get off at junction 10, and you should then see then signs... all the fireworks are on buy one get one free at the minute" "Brilliant will go down and get some then" I says........
So Sunday off we all go, get off the M6 at junction 10, see's the sign for Hooties 'follow signs for A454' happy days...... not....... followed the signs for A454 never saw another sign for Hooties......... "Has any of you seen the signs for Hooties?" the kids look up from their DS's "No Dad!" So I see this bloke, pulls over " Excuse me mate, do you know where a place called Hooties is in Wilenhall?" this bloke looks at me totally gone out "Naw Mite your en Wolverhompton" Why is it whenever you stop to ask for directions the person you ask doesn't know or doesn't come from around there?

?? Three times I stopped and asked and none knew where this place was, must have been drivin around for 45 mins

I saw this women walkin with her kids, I thought this is gonna be a waste of time women never know where they are, stopped and asked and to my amazement she knew exactly where it was

top girl

Anyway if you want any Fireworks that is supposed to be the place
