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Author Topic: Another silly & old joke.  (Read 699 times)

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amigov6

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Another silly & old joke.
« on: 12 January 2008, 18:43:36 »
A bloke walks into his local Personal Service shop and asks the Madam " Do you have any larger girls?" Certainly Sir we endeavour to cater for all tastes" She shows him one girl who he likes but asks for a larger one a few times til she shows  him to a room with their largest girl. His eyes light up, terms are agreed & away they go. After a few minutes he asks if he can turn the light off. "Why are you shy" she asks. "No" says the bloke."the lightbulb's burning my a**e! :D
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STMO123

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Re: Another silly & old joke.
« Reply #1 on: 12 January 2008, 18:46:44 »
 ;D ;D Better
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miggy

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Re: Another silly & old joke.
« Reply #2 on: 12 January 2008, 19:23:40 »
 ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Another silly & old joke.
« Reply #3 on: 12 January 2008, 19:26:15 »
 :y ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Another silly & old joke.
« Reply #4 on: 12 January 2008, 20:48:11 »
What an image that congers up  ::) ;D
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Re: Another silly & old joke.
« Reply #5 on: 12 January 2008, 21:18:41 »
 ;D ;D
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Re: Another silly & old joke.
« Reply #6 on: 12 January 2008, 21:46:14 »
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What an image that congers up  ::) ;D

C'mon, bank manager.  Conjures.  ::)
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