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[ffcgary1]

 A man walks into a bar and orders a drink, He then notices a very attractive lady sitting alone at a table
He summons a waiter and asks him to deliver a bottle of red wine to her table.
She says to the waiter to give the man a note,which reads
If you have not got a ferrari, a million pounds in the bank and 7inches in your pocket i will not drink your wine!

To which the man responds via the waiter, I have not got a ferrari, but have a porche and an aston martin, 20 million in the bank, and if you think that i am cutting 3 inches off  then you are very mistaken. Do i have to get my coat?

[Vamps]

A man walks into a bar and orders a drink, He then notices a very attractive lady sitting alone at a table
He summons a waiter and asks him to deliver a bottle of red wine to her table.
She says to the waiter to give the man a note,which reads
If you have not got a ferrari, a million pounds in the bank and 7inches in your pocket i will not drink your wine!

To which the man responds via the waiter, I have not got a ferrari, but have a porche and an aston martin, 20 million in the bank, and if you think that i am cutting 3 inches off  then you are very mistaken. Do i have to get my coat?

Might be an Idea.
 

[Golfbuddy]

A man walks into a bar and orders a drink, He then notices a very attractive lady sitting alone at a table
He summons a waiter and asks him to deliver a bottle of red wine to her table.
She says to the waiter to give the man a note,which reads
If you have not got a ferrari, a million pounds in the bank and 7inches in your pocket i will not drink your wine!

To which the man responds via the waiter, I have not got a ferrari, but have a porche and an aston martin, 20 million in the bank, and if you think that i am cutting 3 inches off  then you are very mistaken. Do i have to get my coat?

Might be an Idea.
 

Don't worry mate. I've got it for you.  

[miggy]

A man walks into a bar and orders a drink, He then notices a very attractive lady sitting alone at a table
He summons a waiter and asks him to deliver a bottle of red wine to her table.
She says to the waiter to give the man a note,which reads
If you have not got a ferrari, a million pounds in the bank and 7inches in your pocket i will not drink your wine!

To which the man responds via the waiter, I have not got a ferrari, but have a porche and an aston martin, 20 million in the bank, and if you think that i am cutting 3 inches off  then you are very mistaken. Do i have to get my coat?

Might be an Idea.
 

Don't worry mate. I've got it for you.  

Nice flash-a-mack you have there Martin

[ffcgary1]

UUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMM  NICE.