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« on: 08 February 2008, 22:07:25 »
a man walks into a bar with a gorgous bird on his shoulder and a very ugly dewarf beside him. as they aproaches the bar the dewarf starts shoutjng at the man im not buying you a drink, the man said its ok i will get them in and the dewrf said well get me one if you want i wont be buying you one back. so the man orders the drinks and the barman said where did you find them two the bird is beautiful but him hes a little shit. well the man replied i was walking along the beech and found a lamp so for a laugh i gave it a rub, all of a sudden a genie popped out and said that i could have one wish and one wish only...so i thought and thought then i decided to go for it.well said the barman what did you ask for.the man said a beutiful bird with a wee tight c**t
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Re: joke
« Reply #1 on: 08 February 2008, 22:11:06 »
I love it  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: joke
« Reply #2 on: 08 February 2008, 22:18:32 »
 :y :y :y
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