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Dave-C

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Laugh?  Did I Just?
« on: 28 February 2008, 19:36:51 »

A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that. On their wedding night, she
cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness.

He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring. "My darring," he whispers, "I know dis your firss time and you berry frighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want. You juss ask... so... whatchu want?" he says, trying to sound
experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her.

A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She eventually shyly whispers back, "I want to try someting I have heard about from other girls... Numbaa 69."

More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her...


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"You want... Garlic Chicken with steam vegtable?" ;D ;D ;D ;D

DC :-[

Absolutely no racial intent.. Just funny..
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Re: Laugh?  Did I Just?
« Reply #1 on: 28 February 2008, 19:58:07 »

Get your coat  ;D
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Re: Laugh?  Did I Just?
« Reply #2 on: 28 February 2008, 20:06:46 »

I was expecting that, but still made me  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Laugh?  Did I Just?
« Reply #3 on: 28 February 2008, 21:31:35 »

 ;D ;D

I will hold the door for you Dave ;)
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Re: Laugh?  Did I Just?
« Reply #4 on: 28 February 2008, 21:38:26 »

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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