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[Vamps]

the dog my  tea .Steak and chips my favourite
Ah bless   I cant believe it  the little sod shouldn't even be up

shouldnt laugh but for fooks sake bud !!!   gutted for ya matey !!

the stake was half an inch thick by 6 long  5 wide im gutted to, the dog
was nearly gutted too

Sorry Darren but the more I think about this the more I snigger to myself.

[Martin_1962]

What does dog taste like?

[zippo]

the dog my  tea .Steak and chips my favourite
Ah bless   I cant believe it  the little sod shouldn't even be up

shouldnt laugh but for fooks sake bud !!!   gutted for ya matey !!

the stake was half an inch thick by 6 long  5 wide im gutted to, the dog
was nearly gutted too

Sorry Darren but the more I think about this the more I snigger to myself.

its a very good thing i love my dog  

[Andy B]

You'll be able to add it to the list of tales that you can tease her with when she's a big girl.

One of the best we tease our daughter with (she's 18 now) was when she was about 4 & sat in the back of the car. She burst out crying saying that she'd lost the little finger of her brand new watch. It was 10 past 2!      

[zippo]

You'll be able to add it to the list of tales that you can tease her with when she's a big girl.

One of the best we tease our daughter with (she's 18 now) was when she was about 4 & sat in the back of the car. She burst out crying saying that she'd lost the little finger of her brand new watch. It was 10 past 2!      

bless lmao

[Vamps]

You'll be able to add it to the list of tales that you can tease her with when she's a big girl.

One of the best we tease our daughter with (she's 18 now) was when she was about 4 & sat in the back of the car. She burst out crying saying that she'd lost the little finger of her brand new watch. It was 10 past 2!      

love that one, they get so emotional, hang on though, that never changes!!!!!!  

[Andy B]

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love that one, they get so emotional, hang on though, that never changes!!!!!!  

Wouldn't change her for the world. She'll be home from uni this week end, we're braced ready. It's like a whirl wind when she arrives & Sunday night when she's gone, you're not quite sure whether you've gone deaf or not.      

[shyboy]

the dog my  tea .Steak and chips my favourite
Ah bless   I cant believe it  the little sod shouldn't even be up

shouldnt laugh but for fooks sake bud !!!   gutted for ya matey !!

the stake was half an inch thick by 6 long  5 wide im gutted to, the dog
was nearly gutted too

You had me going for a minute. I thought you were talking about food.  

[bob.dent]

Ahhh bless her, should have eaten it when it was cooked. Bread and butter goes nice with egg and chips, enjoy.

It all because they've altered my meds and i can only eat at certain times that co-insde with the pills .Have you noticed that every thing that is meant to make you better tastes like $hit

Very true! I had to change my diet a bit because my cholestrol was a bit high. All this low fat, low salt, low sugar or cholestrol reducing stuff costs twice as much and is bloody tastless. Cholestrol reducing spread I use instead of butter is £3.68 a tub!!

[Debs.]

.....Cholestrol reducing spread I use instead of butter is £3.68 a tub!

I hope you spread it VERY thinly Bob?  

[bob.dent]

.....Cholestrol reducing spread I use instead of butter is £3.68 a tub!

I hope you spread it VERY thinly Bob?  

Just a smear Debs!

[Martin_1962]

Luckily I don't like fat, even though I am tubby my cholestrol is fine

[Andy B]

Luckily I don't like fat, even though I am tubby my cholestrol is fine

Some thing just aren't the same without a bit of fat. A nice bit of beef on a Sunday roast with a bit of fat, or pork with cracklin. Mmmm  

[bob.dent]

Luckily I don't like fat, even though I am tubby my cholestrol is fine

Some thing just aren't the same without a bit of fat. A nice bit of beef on a Sunday roast with a bit of fat, or pork with cracklin. Mmmm  

Oh yeah, I love that stuff and the pork crackling you get in pubs but I'm not allowed to touch it now. Doctor says it's cholestrol in a bag! :-?